You know who you are.
…I love chocolate chip muffins. :3
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Things
I hope my mother never sees
mildly NSFW
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Rough day at work, Sir?
Yes, baby. Get over here, I need My pussy …
yes Daddy
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Things to say during sex
the dildomaker is a pencil sharpener-esque device that shaves an object into the shape of a dingaling.
this is possibly the scariest thing i have ever seen.
HAHAHAHAHAHAH NO THIS IS FANTASTIC HAHAH
wat
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Here is a brief guide to some of the important things you never learned about in sex ed.
- Debunking myths about anatomy
- Brief overview of sexuality and gender (More complex version here)
- Slut-shaming and consent
- Various types of birth control (with at least 95% effectiveness)
- Masturbation
- Lube
- Sex toys
Ebook for sharing is [HERE] (I’m sorry I just really love making ebooks…)
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